As I sit here and read this shit, you assholes are what's wrong with society today.  All this talk about Generation X as the "slacker" generation or whatever.  Every one of you sits around and whines about how unfair life is, but you never actually do anything about it.  This is the most pathetic, worthless group of losers I've ever encountered.  You people say I'm a jackass, but I'm that voice in the back of your head.  The one you know is right.  It's that voice that says, "Stop whining and get off your ass and do something."

But we've got this sad sack group of cry babies who'd rather sit in their quiet, comfortable homes (except for Flash, whom I'm certain lives in a rusted, leaky trailer somewhere in the Everglades) and whine about how the world has done them wrong, how life is unfair, and how messed up the system is.  You define "the system" as whatever it is in life that you don't like.  It can be the government, the ALIENS, the terrorists, the Republicans, the Democrats, the doctors, the teachers, the mammas and the pappas.

But Jesus, when are ANY OF YOU going to stand up and say or do SOMETHING -- ANYTHING that matters?

Flash, you're the only one I don't hold accountable in this regard because I know it's hard for you to even keep up with anything longer than eleven mis-spelled words with your Trig Pallin IQ and your Florida backwoods sensibilities.

Seriously, one of you PLEASE do something.  Anything.

Either do something or shut the fuck up bitching about it.